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Today I'm going to try to become the greatest soccer player in the world in BitLife. My goal is to reach Cristiano Ronaldo's level. But there's a problem, I'm starting from scratch and I need to build an entire career before it's too late. So let's start with nothing, no money at all, I'll start from the bottom and work my way up to

Cristiano's level. And that was the character we created, because we want to be like Cristiano, so in Portugal too. I was born a man in Lisbon, Portugal. My conception happened during a twisted game of Twister. My birthday is October 18th, I'm a Libra. My name is Bruno Ronaldo. My mother is Marta Coelho,

an army recruit. My father is Tomás Ronaldo, a photographer. I have an older sister named Carlota. We have a family dog ​​named Rusty. A year passes and my parents have a son named Jorge Ronaldo. Another year passes and my parents have a son named Cláudio Ronaldo. While watching Phineas and Ferb on TV, your mom asks you what

you want for lunch. Will you choose a cheeseburger, chicken strips, a chef's salad, or a slice of pizza? It's a chef's salad, right? Because it has to be healthy for a football player. Even more so because I want to be the best. You and your older sister are arguing about the best color. What are

you going to do? Attack, apologize? Apologize, right? Like a good gentleman. I'm going to apologize. I realized I don't know how hockey players balance on their skates, but I'm determined to discover their secrets. Elementary education. We entered elementary school. So let's study, read a book, right? Because a soccer player also needs to have

a good mind, right? Finishing the book, I'm done . I read all 73 pages. I have chickenpox. We'll have to go to the doctor, then, right? In order to receive treatment. My doctor. Which doctor is better? Santos' weapon. Diagnosis: chickenpox. I was going to be healed, and it was, we are healed. Family vacation, yeah right.