São Paulo VS Rio de Janeiro 😂

People from São Paulo say "marmita" (lunchbox). Oh, it's nice and hot here in Rio de Janeiro, man. Are you crazy? And when it's cold, it's really cold. Oh, bossy, fool. A typical lunch in Rio de Janeiro would n't be complete without black beans, you know ? It's in São Paulo that we have carioca beans, man.

You don't even eat carioca beans. In São Paulo, vinaigrette is a must at any barbecue, my friend. Here in Rio de Janeiro, it's "molho a campanha," son. There's vinaigrette in it. Sauce for the campaign. What is political sauce, political campaign. What do you call this place where you live? Oh, that's really salty.

This is chicken knee, man. As idei galinha nem tem joelho. Every resident of Rio dreams of living near the beach, you know? Oh, the dream of a São Paulo resident to live near the subway. Yeah, roll some cookies over here, man. You know that in São Paulo it's called " bolacha"? There are no cookies.

Oh, what does it say on the packaging? Cookie.