$1 Million Card Heist is Crazy

I've been pretty closely following the nearly $1 million trading card heist that happened about a week ago, but I wanted to wait until the dust settled and they caught the perpetrators before yapping about it. But it's starting to smell like Team Rockets getting away with it. So, I'm just going to blabber now because it is pretty crazy. What

happened is a FedEx truck was parked and while the driver was away, some nerd duels broke in and stole over 6,400 PSA graded cards. A lot of them being Pokemon cards because that shit's more valuable than gold right now. People are killing each other over it. People are selling their bodies for Pokemon cards

there. I wouldn't be surprised if there are families sacrificing their firstborns for uh increased chances of hitting in prismatic evolutions. It is like the hottest commodity out there right now filled with degeneracy out the wazoo. And I'm not even exaggerating about the murder by the way. There has been at least one killing over Pokemon

cards already that I talked about a little while ago. But it's unsurprising to see it get to this point where it is so extreme that now people are just breaking into [ __ ] FedEx trucks to get their paws on some of the trading cards. Now, there were a lot of sports cards that were wrapped up in this as

well, and according to PSA, they even put out a list of the affected items. According to their estimates, it's just shy of a million dollars worth of cards that were taken. And as of right now, no one's been arrested in connection to it, which to me is somewhat surprising because this doesn't seem like it was

the most sophisticated scheme ever. This doesn't feel like some kind of galaxy brain sixthdimensional chess maneuver that only the most talented criminal mastermind could have concocted here and only Batman would have a chance at cracking the case. Like it seems pretty simple. They raided a parked FedEx truck. They broke into it. The initial