He Tipped 4X The Bill

He tips like four times what the bill was. And then he leaves. Guy named Mullah [music] Nasruddin goes to this restaurant and he gets absolutely horrendous service. Waiter comes around, forgets his stuff, takes forever, whatever. And at the end of the dinner, he has the bill and puts a $100 bill on top. It's not even close to what it

would be. He's like tips like four times what the bill was. And then he leaves. Comes back a couple weeks later. Same guy like rushes like, "Ah, you know, Mullah Nasruddin, let me get you the the best table in the house." And he pulls it out and gives him a little, you know, handkerchief and gives

him, you know, five-star service. And at the very end, um, the bill comes and Mullah Nasruddin tips him nothing. And, you [music] know, he walks out and the guy runs after him. And he's like, "What do you What do you mean? I I just gave you amazing service." And he's like, "Right." He's like, "That was for

the service you gave me the first time." [music] He's like, "The first time I paid you for the service you gave me today."