Golden ticket winner Pat O'Neil performing in Kill Tony 🔥🔥 #killtonyshow #killtonypodcast #comedy
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Folks, I support a woman's right to choose and a man's right to snooze. Wake me up when the kid's dead, [ __ ] Okay.
I don't know what to tell my girlfriend I want an abortion, so I just bought some red confetti for the gender reveal and
figure that should send the message. I'm actually thinking about getting a vasectomy. Or as trans people call it, microdosing. >> [applause] >> Seriously, folks, if you would have told me like 10 years ago that one day men were actually going to be allowed in women's bathrooms, then I would have pled not guilty.
Just need more time. Okay, thank you. [ __ ] son of a [ __ ]
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