I Tested 1-Star vs 5-Star Cruises

I'm testing the worst one-star cruise you can possibly get versus the world's first five-star cruise. I'll be comparing the activities, the various foods on each cruise, and the overall comfort of each ship all to find out just how big of a difference is a one-star versus five-star cruise experience. Starting with the one-star cruise,

Margaritaville at Sea Paradise. Oh boy, despite being the worst cruise in America, people seem to excited. Look, this guy's even taking a picture. And I'm excited, too. This is going to be quite the adventure. This is my first time ever on a cruise. I don't know if this is good or bad, but I think to me

it actually looks kind of nice in here. Can we just go to our room? Yes. Okay, thanks.

Made it to my room. I do have claustrophobia, by the way. I think we should kick this off with a quick room tour. Upon entry, you walk into a mid-century [music] modern room with nothing but a breeze written above a circular SpongeBob window. And to the right, we have a restroom. Honestly, [music]

not that bad. Also, I don't see any huge stains, so that's a good thing. I may have spoken too soon because upon closer inspection, there was actually a decent amount of wear and tear and stains. As for the room itself, it kind of just feels like a really small hotel room. Map wall, I kind of like that.

>> And here's the view out our window. I wonder what's inside those shipping containers. >> There are rooms that don't have windows on this ship. The bed actually looks pretty big, so that's a plus. I do see some stains on it, though. That is That is a little worrisome. Oh. Oh, yo, those are not clean. Bro, I've