Californication | Hank Insults His Date (S1, E1) | SHOWTIME

okay as your friend and agent may I simply suggest that you maybe try to start looking for a nice girl a nice girl I wouldn't even know what to say to a nice girl at this point well seeing as you're about 10 seconds away from sitting down to dinner with one you better figure something out cool man I'm

naughty too you're a wife boys so hey Meredith you're a writer once upon a time I was yeah in a little place they like to call New York City I've heard of it he's still a writer a great writer no no that's see that's where you're wrong you know writer right that's what they

do me not so much nothing notada well have you written anything I might have read well that depends on whether or not you read Meredith I read Hank excellent most recently I gave man birth to a Wy T called God hates us all catch a title No which was subsequently turned into a

movie called A Crazy Little Thing called love the one with Tom and Katie I led that well that was such a sweet movie you liked it wow congrats Hank you must be really proud like you wouldn't believe Meredith tell me about yourself uh what would you like to know well just the cliff notes would be fine H well I

don't know Hank you seem to have me all figured out why don't you give it a try no yeah why don't we order a little something some wine maybe oh honey trust me getting your bleached would be much more fun yeah is there a waiter perhaps waiter G I don't think you want

me to do that oh sure I do tell me a little bit about myself I mean that's what Writers Do Right they make up stuff come on it'll be fun okay okay I think you were born in the valley nice part though Hidden Hills calabas something like that your father was middle management White Collar executive