Why It Sucks To Be a Halo Spartan
Wallace · 3,250 words · 16 min read · EN

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You open your eyes for the very first time in the year 2511. You've just been born as a human, but not on Earth. You may be the newest citizen of the most advanced society in human history. But unfortunately, you've got the genetic markers that will ruin your life. You've been born to two loving human parents in
Alisium City, the capital of the colony world, Irinus 2. You spend the first year of your childhood like any other kid. You play around your parents house, play with your toys, and fall asleep to the stories about Earth that your mother tells you at night. Even though she's never even been there, but the whole
time, a small group of people are watching you from a distance, taking notes on how fast you learn, how quickly you grow, and whether or not you have what they're looking for. Irinus 2 is only one of 800 human colonies across the galaxy, all under the control of the UEG, the Unified Earth Government. It's
a futuristic utopia known for its lush environments, sprawling cities, and advanced infrastructure. Its atmosphere is almost identical to Earth's, and its gravity is only 1% stronger. Like every Earth colony, the media here is under control of the government. But no one really seems to mind because they all trust the UEG. I mean, why wouldn't
they? Everything is perfect here. Even though you've been born here, you're not a citizen of Aridonus 2. You're a citizen of the UEEG, which spans across the Milky Way galaxy. Its military, the UNC, or United Nations Space Command, is among the most powerful in existence. One morning, when you're just 6 years old, men in military uniforms show up at
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