My Life With 200 Bodyguards

I was standing on the balcony in my room screaming my lungs out while my cousin Catherine stood next to me hello hello save me from this wretched Queen and her snooty bodyguards I will give 10 000 gold coins to anyone who saves me no one can hear you Merida and even if they did

they won't go against the Queen's orders when I'm Queen I will demolish this stupid castle and build a big house with glass windows and everyone can visit me and I'll have lots of friends and pets and pastries no not pastries they give me a sugar rush okay so only friends and pets then you wish just then I heard the

queen screaming my name and I ran in the other direction to save my soul hi I'm Merida a real life Princess from some place in the world please like And subscribe my mom the queen was really strict but she wasn't always like this she used to be a fun-loving mom who loved spending time with me but when I

turned five dad went out hunting he fell from his horse hurt his back and was permanently bedridden mom had to take up all his responsibilities and since then she turned into the Wicked Witch of the West to make matters worse when I was seven I was with my mom inaugurating a children's park when this homeless guy

picked me up and started running the guards caught him and saved me almost immediately but Mom became extra paranoid and never allowed me to leave the palace I wasn't allowed to go to school or play outside like normal kids growing up the only friends I had were the palace workers or my Royal tutors

who were really boring my life sucked and I hatched a new plan every week to escape the palace like this one time when I was 13 I tied a bunch of bed sheets and hung it down from my window I was about to climb down when I saw how high it was and I chickened out and