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Why do parents ask the dumbest [ __ ] questions? I was walking home and it started pouring like the sky had a mental breakdown. >> Thunder, lightning, wind slapping me in the face like I owed it money. My umbrella folded in half like a busted tortilla chip. So, I just gave up. Full

body baptism in the middle of the street. I get home dripping wet, looking like I just survived both a natural disaster and a breakup. I walk through the door and the first thing my mom says is, >> "Is it raining?" >> No, mom. I just decided to swim home in jeans. Then my dad jumps in with, "Why

didn't you take the bus?" >> Bro, I tried. >> The bus zoomed past me doing 90 like it was auditioning for Fast and Furious 12: Transit Drift. So now I'm standing in the hallway puddle forming at my feet. >> Trauma in my eyes. And my mom hits me with, "You better not be getting sick."

>> Ma'am, >> I am already 50% rain water. It's too late. Then I sneeze once, >> just one time. >> And she's like, "See, I told you wet hair. You never listen. >> What do you want me to do? Dry my head?" >> Mid tornado. >> And just when I think the interrogation

is finally over, I go to my room, sit down, headphones on, trying to disassociate in peace. >> She barges in and goes, "Are you listening to something?" "No, mom." I wear headphones. >> Raw dog. >> Just to block out your aura. Parents really got a PhD and asking NPC ass questions at the worst possible time.

Next time, I'm just going to walk in, look her dead in the eyes, and be like, "No, mom. >> It wasn't raining." I just kiss myself aggressively from