KSI Cheating vs Pro Cricketer
The Switch | Kevin Pietersen · 1,527 words · 8 min read · EN

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Today, KSI and I are going head-tohead in a cricket challenge. We're both going to bat for three overs. We got a new bat for you, brother. But every over his cheating gets worse. And whoever scores the most amount of runs in those three overs wins $1,000 for their subscribers. And we are starting with KSI's level one cheat. Where are we going first? Well, we're going to
the bowling machine. And you're not telling me the speed. It's going to be a nice surprise. Oh, go. Go. Go, baby. Oh. Let's see if we can do it a little faster, though. Oh my. Go, go, go, go, go, go. That hasn't made the B. Are you happy with two runs? I'll give you two runs. Yeah. Decent start. Not bad. Eight. Eight. Okay.
[screaming] Get him out of here. You absolutely got me. Eight for one. I like that. That I like. Oh, that's I like. Is that six? That's I like. This guy's all right, you know. Oh my. All right. I can't do that again. Is that another six? Oh my god. I'm afraid, Mr. JJ. That's another maximum, my man. Oh, we we're racking it up now. Are you not ready
for this? Is it real quick? Hey yo, good luck. Oh, [screaming] baby. [laughter] You actually hit it. Oh, that was 90 mph. You know what they say in the game? The quicker it comes, the quicker it goes. Second over. I'm going to need that bat to go. Got a new bat for you,
brother. You got a noodle. [laughter] Right. Where's my phone? I need some help. Gemini, I've just been given this skinny butt. How am I going to hit a cricket ball with this bat? That's going to be quite a challenge with a bat that narrow. You'll need incredibly sharp hand eye coordination. The skinny design means your margin for error is practically zero. So,
you have to be absolutely precise with your footwork and keep your eyes locked on the ball right until the moment of impact. Gemini has nailed it. Eyes as close to the middle of the bat as possible. Are you going to be nice to me? Wait, look at this. You know what? Yeah. I'm
going to put it on my favorite number. What's your favorite number? Six. Seven. [laughter] All right, here we go. Oh my god, he's here. Oh my gosh. I actually can't believe that I've middled that. And it's racing away for four, mate. Have a look at that. [laughter] How have you managed to do that? It was 67. Now I've made it 69.
Oh, are you giving me anything? I'll give you a one. Okay. A one. A one. I'll give you one. We've gone up to 70. Oh my [laughter] god. Just broke the [laughter] am Yeah. Yeah, you can't. [laughter] No, that's incredible. Uh, lucky for you, I have a spare. Oh, you got me another one. Yes. Ah, how kind. [laughter] I got
you, bro. Can we drop back down to your favorite number? Sure. Back to 67. Woo. Nice. Yep. There's a boundary four. That's a good oldfashioned four. All right. Another 67. Okay. Oh, he's hitting them. Another boundary four. Oh, okay. No, no, no, no. Right. Last one. Last one. Yeah. Let's go higher. Last one. I did 90 mph. This is 95 miles an hour. The keeper's gone. Yeah. [laughter]
No. No chance. Not today. Absolutely no chance. We're going to switch it up. You are a bit of a wild card. Ladies and gentlemen, we have big boy Millsy. [screaming] Now you're in trouble. Good to see you, bro. Yeah. I want him hit nothing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? Any curlers? Any fast? Any donkeys? If you can teach me them, then um Yeah,
that'll be good. But yeah, we can some variation. We want some fast balls, some slower balls. We ain't getting hit for any batteries. That's that's the that's the main thing. That's smart like destroy him. [laughter] Let's do it. All right. Oh, baby. Don't like this. That's not going to go. Give me your two. A two. You're so nice. [laughter] Do a milky destroy. [screaming]
Yeah. Ah. Not in the house, baby. Woo. 39 for two. That is money. Am I petrified? Am I? Yes, I am still petrified. [laughter] Kev Kev thinks he's still playing test match cricket. Your wild card is winning. We go again. Oh, please get up the hill for four. No, no, no, no. Stop. Slow down. That's another two.
Another two. 41. Go on, Mil Z. Oh my. Go, go, go. Your beauty. I go to 45. There's no way you got six. [laughter] Last four. Last four. Here we go. I'd love another Lord's 50. Yes, sir. No. Oh, I'm scared. [screaming] I only get 45. Your wild cards worked. I'm bowling. He's batting. He needs 46 to win. Yeah. The grind [music] is never stopping. That music
that you can hear right now is something that I created on Google Gemini. You can be as creative as you want. Scan the QR code or hit the link below to enter. You submit yours, we'll pick the best one and you could win something magnificent from the man himself, KSI. All right, I'm buying. I got a few tricks up my sleeve. This is what we use to test how legal bats are.
Yeah, buddy. By the way, I've seen you pick it up. Yeah, I'm more than happy. Okay, we'll see. Right, here we go. JJ. Yes, sir. It's me versus you, baby. I'm ready. Look how he stands. Well, can I get it? Can I get it? No. [laughter] Hey, it's our floor. That's a [screaming] floor.
What was that? Watch a stunt. That's really annoying. [music] Four from one character. Oh, two. I've not bowled in 10 years. Come on. Get it. A boundary. Four. Let's go. Another four. 424. [laughter] And remember, whoever wins gets $1,000 for their subscribers. Yes. Yes. Yes. [laughter] 10 from four, buddy. What is that? [laughter] [screaming] What kind of technique was that? That's
the moon ball. [laughter] The moon ball is effective. I need to bowl you out. [screaming] Is that Is that LBW? No. Missing by a long way. Oh, right. You got 10 from six. I want to switch it up. I got another trick up my sleeve. Bring out [screaming] Leandre. This is proper cheating. Lewandre is a young upand cominging superstar. Do [music] me
proud. [laughter] Is he allowed to use this? No. No. No. No. No. No. [laughter] Oh. Oh my good lord. No, mate. That should have been 12, man. 16 from seven. That was nuts. Lock in. I'm going to lock in. Boundary four. I'm happy in my six. This guy's such a good player. I'm happy with the ball not disappearing. 20 from eight.
Another fall. You know, you know I commentate on you. [laughter] Sorry, KP. Because the pen is mightier than the sword, my friend. And I have the pen. [laughter] Come on. Get it. Catch it. No fielder. Six. I love you. [screaming] Yes. 10 out of 18. Come on. Come on. Oh, another six, bro. Another. Another one. Moving like
DJ Khaled over here. 36. He needs 46. I'm going to come around the wicked. Oh, I'm going to come around through the camera and around the wicket. Crazy. Oh, four. That's a flat six. You can go and celebrate with him. I don't ever want to talk to him ever again. What do you need on the last over,
bro? You've smashed it. Don't matter, bro. I mean, I'm going to easily do that. Yeah, surely. Okay, last over. You back yourself. Don't you know what I do? You back yourself. I'm feeling good. Yeah. Why would you be that guy that needs to cheat? I don't need a cheat. You don't need a cheat. If he hits one four here, it's game over, right? I need some maneuvers here.
No, no, no, no, no, no. What were we saying? No, no, no, no, no, no. You played a defensive shot. No run. He failed last time with the moon ball.
And he fouls again with the moon ball. What? No, man. I can't be dealing with balls like that. You want to win this? I'm going to hit it like a baseball. I haven't got him out yet. You got me out twice. Here we go. No. [screaming] No. Is that Is that good? Oh, no. Is that two? Two. [screaming] I'm so close.
Three balls to go. How am I not going you out? [laughter] This is annoying. [screaming] You need two from two, baby. How might I not hit him out? And it just hits me out. My heart rate's at 160. [laughter] That's how much I want to beat you. Yeah. Come on. Lock in, brother. Come on. Two from two.
Based on it on the Lord's ground. [laughter] Yes. Amazing. My cheer still a victory.
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