SIRI ASKS HIM THE QUESTION

Hey, so today is a day. And I wanted to talk to you about something. >> What do you want to talk about? >> Today is Valentine's Day. >> Yeah, what about it? >> you're not doing anything. I'm not doing anything. >> I didn't say I wasn't doing anything. Maybe I got things to do.

>> We both know you're not doing anything. >> Okay, are you calling me a loser? >> Yes. >> Okay, fair enough. Yeah, my my mistake. >> If we do something together, then we both won't be losers. >> No, then we'll just be losers together. >> Which sounds a lot better than being losers by ourselves.

>> I I don't know if that's entirely true. You know, it's great and all, but I'm just a loser and you're a super ultra cootie having stank existing bratty loser. >> Oh, are you looking at the reflection in my helmet? >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Take it back. I'm not a loser. >> Then say you'll be my Valentine.

>> That's not how that works. >> not a loser, then be my Valentine. >> Bring me flowers and carry me around like a princess. And then as you're carried in your arms, you say, "Harris, will you be my Valentine?" I've been reading way too much smut. My bad. No, I'm kidding. [laughter] >> We can recreate what's in THOSE BOOKS.

>> NO. I WANTED TO DO IT. WHY DO YOU DO IT WEIRD? WHY DO FOLKS just not do normal numbers? >> I usually do normal numbers, by the way. I just kind of wanted to to upset you. Good job. Good boy. >> Pushes me so much. That pushes ME SO MUCH. OW. OW. OW.

OW. YOU WANT TO HIT PEOPLE WITH LOVE beams today? >> Oh, I can do that. Wait, I can be Cupid. >> god, I CAN BE WE CAN BE CUPID. YEAH. TOGETHER. >> ALL RIGHT, OKAY. YEAH, let me see Wait, let me see how much Cupid Oh, I have lots of Cupid. >> Okay, YEAH, I GOT MORE CUPID.