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[Music] right I was holding the ball sorry guys landlord sending buyers over today so put your pants on maybe stay here not an option Ryan leases up or away I'm thinking to you I got somewhere to go Nate's roommate took a job in Phoenix place okay now it is the slowpoke I'm seeing some places over lunch

catch you later sorry that was my sister yeah yeah yeah bet you'd love to [Music]

and that's one brush swing you want a cookie with that on the house sounds awesome see Lacey Oh saw your boy in the fire had just now so yeah he's really something [Music]

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[Music] [Music] hey Lexi it's great to see you yeah

how's pancakes he's hilarious such a funny cat just the best you're still at hot occur yeah it's going pretty great good to hear so what brings you back your job first day first day at blank and Harper whoa top floor that's look good luck I know right it's great you're still happy at

hot occur well maybe not forever not forever for now it's okay for now all right for now yes yes it is

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lacy got you a smoothie got one for everyone actually still a bunch of them for grabs they're from the organic stall at the farmers market sure okay thank you thank you we're kind of not talking to Jess one what happened you mean Gordon split up oh porches no no no no no we're all on Gordon side for

obviously so Jessica's an ass trying to scrape himself back of course if he drops below to five minutes

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yo they're taking it hmm a couple the landlord sent over I heard him talking okay so now we move into the life space area ideal for special times and loved ones great food great company Wow sample your photos room to maker great hair style free of charge at the members salon oh my god he's okay and he doesn't

come with the apartment but there is a barn restaurant on-site tenants only we have unparalleled metrics on romantic Genesis I've got to say these places are going like that so don't delay if you're interested oh I'm more than interested standard occupancy on a minimum six month contract we're talking this much how often are the payment s weekly okay

a little more than expected there's options you know our prime influencers program do I qualify for that no no you don't we need you around a four five four point I've hit forty five and there's a 20 percent discount what point five that's right

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Pelican Cove what is the zoo genex programs a lifestyle community no one is this happy a two-year-old with a [ __ ] balloon isn't this happy it's actually a pretty cool place like you'd even qualify

well it's not hopeless you're clearly a try that's the sense you get just from me from your rep report analytics if we drill down into the numbers you have got a solid popularity arc here strong overall trajectory let's just look at the last 24 hours you see even what's that 8:40 a.m. you're working hard on your socials

great little uptake there a couple of minor dings there you cut someone off in traffic oh just a workplace okay let's check on your sphere of influence let me zoom out here great peripherals strangers like you that's a plus healthy inner circle it's good thank you there's a ways to go but 4.5 certainly

achievable how long do you think they had four or five well barring a major setback Public Disgrace kind of deal I'd say 18 months or so oh I need more short-term like much more then you'll need a boost what kind of a boost well most of your interactions are confined to your inner circle and they're largely

pardon the term mid to low range folks same with your outer circle you've got a ton of reciprocal five stars from service industry workers but there's not much else at least as far as I can see so in terms of quality you could use a punch-up right there ideally that's up votes from quality

people quality people high for us impress those upscale folks you'll gain velocity on your arc and there's your boost

[Music] you look great today don't one open I'm on to four sorry I'm late I just need some stars please Oh

how's it going it flinkman just great well I bet you work good there thank you would you like a croissant they gave me an extra at the coffee place oh now I am okay sure okay well here's me so don't try too hard it's impossible to respect high fours can smell it a mile off it'd

just be you authentic gestures that's the key that's time up I'll catch you later Oh could I just

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[Music] the [ __ ] is that tapenade wanza oh you even are you it's just something I want to eat Ryan what is it Naomi both el perfecto Naomi you guys keep in contact oh my god Nene how are you I was just fixing myself a snack please could I just say I am so happy to see your face

me too it's been way too long and that's why no it's mine everything's just so everything's just so easy oh it's so good to see you and you posted that mr. rags photo oh I just had to call and talk to you because [Music] wow that's a big ring congratulations it was that um Paul great so smart just

I know you're gonna love him hmm so anyways the big day yes when is it so we're getting married in our hobbies families I stayed up here on the island this place outside Port Mary honeysuckle you heard of it no but what's up private island take a [Music] right so can you make it

are you kidding of course okay cool cuz I was wondering if at least do you think would you be my maid of honor Suzie oh my god I mean you've got such cool friends now are you sure remember when we used to plan our dream weddings when we were like 11 I know but we haven't no

just saying mr. rags all the memories it just brought things home I know we haven't kept in touch as much as I'd of like that and that is totally my fault but this is a big day a big life day and I want my oldest friend with me my oldest friend I want you by my side oh

my god thank you what do I have - not much to it a speech mainly beats of course mmm how BIG's the crowd oh my gosh like it's a crazy guest list I'll send it yeah Paul's invited so many I don't want to call them big deals but they're all like 4.7 or above huh Nene I

will not let you down don't just talk about old memories yeah how we were and he'll spit gotcha I'll paint some anecdote that would be great and what's your dress size oh I'll tell you what I'll just send you a four perfect we got matching bridesmaids dresses youtube [ __ ] pals now she was

always mean to you no she wasn't she had that rhyme about how is it gay human what about when she cut your hair I asked her to she [ __ ] Gregg she did not [ __ ] she look hot give her that okay pressive uh-huh Jesus yeah let it do it para it's

lazy the place yesterday yep I'm on it just gonna transfer the deposit now well okay in this world we're all so caught up in our own heads it's easy to lose sight of what's real what matters but as I stand here today seeing the joy paul has brought to naomi's life I know she's

someone who truly matters to me hey Nick the little girl who we were just five years old an art camp started talking to me because she saw I was scared the girl who helped me make mr. rags I still have him he sits on my desk and every day he reminds me of Nene what she

meant to me then and now I am so honored to be here and I wish you all happy as this stupid world can muster I love you is that here too much you [ __ ] sociopath Brian my car's here was this too much what the tear the photo mister lads I do keep him on my dad there's

surgery and then there's [ __ ] diabetes I just want to make her happy on her wedding day the captive audience of 4.0 Lee is 5 starring your ass off that's just a bonus he and I were best I wish her well and want to express that best I can and yeah if I nail a speech and get 5-star by

hundreds of primes so what it's a win-win what are you hoping for like 4 3 or 4 ah you get points from your gaming buddies it's the same thing don't [ __ ] on me for aiming higher Pelican Cove higher what's wrong with Pelican called their great apartment they are fake smile jail cells wait car canceled and

he marks me down so now I have to book another and I took a dip quick job I am sorry but I miss the normal high for is like Naomi I bet they're suicidal on the inside my car is here you're my sister maybe you would have noticed living with you hasn't been one big rainbow sandwich

for me do you know why I never brought any guys back here because I didn't want them to know I was sharing this skanky ass cave with mr. three-point [ __ ] good luck with your performance

sorry that's great just great

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I'm on my way to the airport right now [Music] oh yeah plates what an hour that restaurant looks so cool in my cases I so the latest draft of the speech is great going handwritten so cool those scans of the page my god I welled up just at that thank you just one thought you think that's a

little you're so right it's gone

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hi there how are you doing I am wonderful I am so sorry that flight is canceled no no no customer incident at the other end what so when is the next flight yeah they're all kind of Oh iBooks this weeks ago it's my best friend's wedding I'm sorry I have to get there I have to okay let's see what we

can do thank you

I see there's one standby seat on another plane leaving tonight Wow that's reserved for members of our prime flight program you got to be a 4.2 or over to qualify oh I'm I'm at four points yeah I'm afraid you're actually a four point one eight three oh well that's not my fault um some woman dinged me down in the cab

can't you tell sorry won't let me book it without the correct ranking but it's so close there's just nothing I can do crisis I mean shortly I'm gonna have to ask you to moderate your language sorry it's just I'm maid of honor I cannot miss this wedding and I am so sorry about that

can you call supervisor they cannot do that you just called the supervisor cannot do that call the [ __ ] supervisor okay that's profanity where zero tolerance on profanity and sorry it's just that hard to serve this customer no no no no no way ma'am just [ __ ] help me I've called security oh no no please

don't do that I'm I'm a five-star yeah I'm sir what's the issue here and intimidation em profanity oh no no I was not okay so in order to restore calm I'm invoking my authority as airport security to dock you one full ranking point as a punitive measure this is a temporary no score reverted to normal in 24 hours

no but I need it now period all down votes are subject to a times to multiply here we recommend you avoid negative feedback at this time damn it please remove yourself from the airport immediately

okay well do to your ranking [Music]

hey there Chuck great name thank you hope you're having a great night it's pretty good so I need a car you got a vehicle in mind anything really well due to your current ranking you're restricted to are a supersaver fleet yep yeah I cruiser too they still have the two

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the little girl the when we were both 5 years old and aren't you started talking to me because she said I was to care the girl who helped me make mr. headaches tear drop this world you can do this shiho's EU border sorry okay I swear I'm on my way how far away are you anyways

I miss my flight what do not missed it butt butt so you're not gonna make the rehearsal dinner no Lacey I'm so sorry it's been AI got a rental car I'm driving driving that's like nine hours I'm making good time goes through the night make a road trip out of it this is

everything okay I can find your replacement if something's wrong no no no no no I'll be there I swear mr. X okay just drive safe [Applause]

[Music] come on please

[Music] after a bitter and I just thought the kennel here no stop the kennel here [Music]

hi sorry your trouser doesn't fit my card Josie goes around that cheese days it's rent off I charge the qgz yours wants a k1 didn't give you an adapter well do you have one not in here ask around thanks anyway you're super helpful

who starts I wasn't a meeting phone counter

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slow down let's give her a ride she's like too

I didn't even do anything

look like you need a ride actually I'm okay no look it come on I don't bite little thermos is coffee Reds whiskey help yourself I'm okay thanks where are you headed I just as close as you can get to Port Mary would be great

checking my feet for danger Suns I get it a lot 1.4 gotta be an anti-social maniac right you seem normal yeah thank you it took some efforts what happened to you I mean you're a 2.8 but you don't look 2.8 that's not this is temporary and I'm gonna turn it around I'm going

to a wedding maid of honor nice want to hear my speech though so how come your to wait well got marked down at the airport for yelling and they put me on double damage how did it feel oh I meant the yelling I don't know I was mad look at where it got me

but as long as I get to the wedding do the speech they'll overlook the two-way time with the bride and if I do well they're all my four so that velocity is my arc and once they left the point paddle table but my average goes way up and yeah it's gonna be okay

god you remind me of me not now I was 4.6 once 4/6 used to live for it oh the work I put in eight years ago Tom my husband got cancer it was pancreatic it was a real [ __ ] the symptoms showed up late I'm so sorry you don't know me so you're not

really sorry you're just you mainly awkward because I have sprung some cancer talk engine anyway I 5 start every doctor every nurse every high4 consultant that we had ding-ding-ding thank you so much and the cancer didn't give a [ __ ] it just kept growing the couple of months then we heard about this experimental treatment

was very expensive it was very exclusive I did everything I could to get him a spot there tom was a 4.3 they gave his bed to a 4.4 so anytime I thought [ __ ] it started saying what I wanted when I want to just drop it out there people don't always like that it is incredible how

fast you slip off the ladder when you start doing that it turned out a lot of my friends didn't care for honesty treated me like I had taken a [ __ ] at their breakfast table but Jesus Christ it felt good shedding those [ __ ] it was like taking off tight shoes maybe

you should try it oh come on what up I can't just kick off my shoes and walk the earth or whatever yeah you won't know unless you try oh that's just look you had something with your life real things good things and you lost it all and I'm sorry so now you've got nothing left to lose

but I don't even have this something worth losing not yet you know I mean I'm still fighting for that and what is that I don't know enough to be content like it to look around and think well I I guess I'm okay just to be able to read out not feeling like like

and that is way off like way way off and until I get there I have to play the numbers game you know we all do that's what we're in that's how the [ __ ] world works look maybe you don't remember you know you're just too old to get it I do not mean that how it sounds

don't worry I'm not voting you down

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sweetheart what time is it I'm a heading east from here so I think you need to get yourself another rod where are we about 30 miles from Port Mary and a lot of buses stopped here so you should be fine Wow thank you good luck with your speech I put a little something in there for

you emergency escape hatch by

in this world also caught up in our own dramas so easy I was like it's like we've never even heard of this short like you never heard of Sea of Tranquility like the number one sci-fi fantasy he's all like what the [ __ ] whatever think I'm allergic to this purple some like well I'm going to try

and quality Colin in Port Mary that's why I'm dressed like a lieutenant duster he's all like oh barons freakin miles away he won stars name like thanks dad see you back on there are you guys headed to tranquility Kahn yearned a sea of tranquillity totally I was all set to go my friend who's there already hasn't a

costume but my car broke down well there's some space in the RV

hey your trunk head huh sorry Trank head see a trend Cody fan oh yeah we say Trank stirs it's where I'm from who's your favorite character gotta be lieutenant duster she's awesome he misspoke who's an industrial has no fixed gender I know and that's why it's so hard to remember right excuse me I

gotta get this my friend mention insane nights but I am so close now don't come I'm like an hour away don't come I don't want you here I don't know what is up with you but I cannot have a 2 6 at my wedding oh no that's temporary today though but it's changed anything

wait I can still do the same speech lazy and there's mr. radix no but you invited me you've seen the guest list they are all like 4 5 or above they are going to a 4-week how to choose 6 and I am NOT taking that kind of damage plus I haven't dipped under a 4/7 in like six

months you said you wanted your oldest friend when I asked you to speak you were aboard - okay and the authenticity of a vintage bond low for a gathering if this calibre played fantastically and all the simulations we ran forecast was a prestige balance of point - minimum but now you're a sub three sorry that just

puts the stink on things a little too much that just plays badly for us so it's just about numbers for you Oh cut the [ __ ] it was numbers for both of us you wanted those primo votes no tonight I mean it's not like you could get them on your own let's not kid ourselves

what you're just gonna roll up here and make people like you that's right I'm doing my speech no you're not yes I am and they are gonna vote me through the roof when they hear it wait their [ __ ] eyes out go home

I have never seen your stupid [ __ ] show [Applause] [Music]

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Naomi James Lester take this man to be your husband to live together with him and coming into marriage honor and keep it [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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my best man Anthony let's hear it for him [Applause] I appreciate you hilarious speech by the way by your standards

our beautiful bridesmaids one is thanks or to someone who's my best friend my lover and now I'm honored to say my wife [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause]

now for those of you who don't know me which is so you my name is Lacey pound and believe it or not I am one of Naomi's oldest friends hi baby it's great to meet you too father I've heard a lot about geo he was a pretty big deal a pretty big deal he

makes his own tapenade anyway I have looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life we met when we were 5 years old and right up through to our teenage years we made the pair we talked about all the things girls talk about you know I was boys hair products more boys I mean I I

tried sometimes to expand our range a little bit talk right I don't know climate change but she found that kind of boring she was probably right I mean [ __ ] the planet right thank you come on [ __ ] the planet I looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life which

meant she was looking down on me always with this smile though in high school she was my shoulder to cry on she seemed to enjoy that guys and me never worked out they've seen a only and you know that was it she had this height I was and she was there for me holding

my hair back as I know vomiting in front of the crapper thank you for that Naomi I always wished I was you and I guess that's why you kept me around so long until you got your new job and your fancy new friends and that [ __ ] jackal and you didn't need me

you probably got another meet you know I guess there's some other yeah Beth you moved on to like a succubus I'm getting to mr. rags okay Jesus I just wanted to say in this we're also caught up dinner oh [ __ ] what matters I know she did I know you did don't even try

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the [ __ ] are you looking at just what I was wondering oh don't don't don't wander Oh be a dull world without wonder give a [ __ ] about your world I don't like him for zere I don't like your mustache I don't like it or my aura yeah I don't like your your entire head

is just ridiculous to me really you look like an alcoholic former weatherman you sound like a loss into the land that just not told there's no Santa Claus what sort of cartoon character did your mom have to [ __ ] to brew you up in the womb at least I look like I was born not

[ __ ] out by some tormented cow creature in an underground lab you got tossed out of that lab oh yeah oh yeah for the last out Oh in the trash your face is a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] biological car crash that make Picasso screw his eyes up and say well that just

don't make sense you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you next Wednesday [ __ ] you for Christmas [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music]

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