Ever Given, Ever Taken Away

This video was made possible by SY and some very patient people over at Patreon. Okay, music fades in. [Music] My friend, let me weave you a tale of a windswept night beyond the old Egyptian sands. Where the water plays koi with the shore and the koi are sure to play in the water.

Where the desert wolves make love to the moon. [Music] Each exterior day. This is the Suez Canal. Undeniably Egypt's most famous body of water. Nothing bad ever happens here. Oh, except for that one time. Oh. Um, okay. Okay, so there's a there's a ship and it's called the Evergiven and it's going up the sewish canal really

really fast probably and you think that well the port authority would call up and they'd be like captain you are going way too fast but the captain he's wicked sit cool so he's like they're just jealous of my passion for going fast through critical trade infrastructure increase speed if you will not slow down prepare to

meet the full might of the Egyptian military. >> Two of Egypt's fastest fighter jets scramble on the runway. But the captain kept adding power >> faster. The people of Europe need these Chinese knockoffs of European goods. >> And they got all sorts of technology to go like top speed. >> Don't go faster. I beseech you.

>> But everyone on the crew was loving it. Yeah, go faster. But then >> look out. Someone left a ramp in the middle of the canal. I ain't afraid of nothing. >> It was at this point that the captain chose to do a wicked sick job. Lens flare, but they overshot it. They were going to collide with a gently

sloping sandy bank. They threw on the handbrake. >> Drop anchor. Brace for impact. >> But it was too late. collision. Literally everybody died ever given, ever taken away. >> Yeah, that'll do. All right, see you in a year. >> What do you mean it's not long enough? Wikipedia chat GPT add the um music. They love that.