Absolute Batman - Full Comic Readalong with Jeff Hays 🎙️🦇 | DC

for a live recording of Absolute Batman number one with voice actor and narrator Jeff Hayes. Let's get to it. [cheering] [applause]

>> Welcome to the Chiropra Habitat. >> I'm Daddy. Bats are crazy. As you enter the enclosure, we ask you don't take pictures, but observe how bats fly. Bats walk on their wings. Bats hang upside down. Bruce, huh? There will be plenty of time for bats later. Come on, let's start. Absolute Batman. The zoo, part one of

five. Hello again, Gotham. It's been a long time. So, who are you these days? Who have you become while I was gone? You're prettier. I'll give you that. Taller, brighter. But deep down, party animal gang slaughters nine in brutal attack, including two police officers. Something's changed. My third lap round and I still can't

find it. Where's your heart? You used to have a center, hot and beating, but something's hollowed you out. In fact, I barely recognize you anymore. I'm not sure I like this new you, Gotham. But that's okay. I don't think you're going to like me much either. My name is Alfred Pennyworth, and I'm

here to do some bad things. So, good to see you, old friend. I still stock your favorite. You're a giant among men, Amir. True, true. But I wouldn't leave your bike out there unless you're asking for trouble. Never. Amir left Kabool during the occupation 20 years ago. He's had me over to his

apartment many times. I even taught his boys how to play cricket. Sometimes I wonder if he'd invite me back if he knew the things I did in that conflict. bots. He runs the only decent tea shop in Gotham, which is why I keep my things next door.