"How do you get a girlfriend?!" Part 1 #jimmycarr #crowdwork #hecklers #standupcomedy

Uh, how do you get a girlfriend? How do you get a girlfriend? Who, me? I became rich and famous. >> [applause] >> Well, you need to get a girlfriend. What's your name, my friend? Lucas, how old are you, Lucas? 17. Okay. Let's not rush into this. Lucas, I would say uh couple of things

off the top of my head. Firstly, stop asking what you want and ask what you have to offer. Okay? It's a pretty good start. I would say whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Chush. I would say, have you got have you got mates? You got you got some mates. Okay. Make lots of friends, right? Make lots

of friends and then go and do things where the women that you find attractive are. I don't know what kind of women you like, but if you like people with yoga bodies, go do some yoga. If you like gym bodies, go to the gym. Like the be in the environment where the women that you find attractive are. And

go and hang out and just be a friend first. You're 17. You know, chill. Go out for coffee, hang out, have a common interest. Don't, you know, don't watch any porn. Not because I'm puritanical. I'm the least puritanical guy you'll ever meet, but you should not be watching any porn, my young friend.

Because because porn, it's it's kind of a good proxy for for getting a girlfriend. But to get a girlfriend, you need to be crazy horny. Because you need to be horny enough to go up to a girl and face horrible life-altering ego death rejection. Right? You've got to be that horny. >> [applause]

>> You need to let that build for a few weeks. You can't knock one out constantly. Okay? I'm not suggesting you give up porn and become a monk of some description. I'm suggesting, Lucas, you give up porn and go out there and get your dick wet. What we want for you. And then, you know, I I don't know if