P.S.S.V. HEAT MAP (Length x Girth)

Everybody talks about size, but you know what? If you've been asking the wrong question this whole time, maybe it's not about how big it is, but how effective it is. So, today we're not just breaking down average sizes, but what they mean when it comes to real world satisfaction with the help of this heat map that I

put together for you guys by potting your length in inches, of course, not centimeters. That would be ridiculous. And your girth on the side. Again, your girth in inches, you guys. And if you're confused as to what girth is, don't worry. It's simply the circumference of your banana. Just go around with the tape measure on the

thickest part and that's your girth. All right. And then of course length is self-explanatory like so. Now to keep things simple on this heat map, I'm starting off from 4 in going all the way up to 9. Of course, length is important, but let's get one thing straight. You know, length isn't going to carry the team alone. Girth is

just as important. It's actually more important in some cases than length for some guys out there. Think of it like this. Length is going to give you that reach. Girth is going to give you that impact. So you need both of them to work properly. So in order to compile all this for you guys and to make this heat

map presentable, I had to create something called the PSSV. Hence the name of this heat map, this chart. Um essentially the PSSV stands for penile satisfaction score value. And you can see it represented here on the left on the right side. Sorry. So this meter starts from zero all the way up to 90. This score is based off of

studies, real feedback, surveys, data sets that I've compiled all together to put this together for you guys. Uh essentially the higher your score is the more memorable you're going to be. This doesn't mean you're not going to be able to slay. No, this is about you know how much of an imprint are you going to