THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS - Ep 5: Untitled

[upbeat techno music plays] ♪♪ [cheerful music plays] [schwing!] -Welcome back, my candy hearts and paper flowers! [schwing!] -[grunts] -Well, that sure could have gone better. But I'm sure the next adventure will be less... uh, wet. -[Kinger]: Hey, Ragatha? Can you help me count my eggs before they hatch? -Oh, yeah, of course. Uh -- Wait, what?

-Looks like that oh-so-positive Ragatha charm is starting to wear off, huh? -[groans]

-Hmm. Hmm... -[Zooble]: Looks like this one was a home run, eh? -Oh, Zooble, you mismatched cash-piano. I'll tear YOU TO PIECE-- Constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated. -[Zooble]: But never acknowledged. -[growls] That's it! Everybody besides Zooble, get over here! [mystical shimmering] Everyone, I'm going to pitch to you some future adventure ideas, and I'm going to ask you to give me your honest opinions on them.

-I was gonna sleep. -All right! So, I've got an adventure where you all tour my amazing magic chocolate factory and get killed off one by one from OSHA violations, one where a sentient cardiovascular system goes to war against the United States military, and one where you have to survive in a post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland

with a telepathic talking dog who's mean to you the whole time! What do you think? -Uh, I don't know. They all sound a little... uh, dark? -I can't tell a compelling story where nothing bad happens. Where's the intrigue? The stakes? -Not to mention the sssssex appeal. -What are you talking about? -[Zooble]: You know, you could always try the suggestion box again.

I honestly didn't hate the last one we did with it. -You... didn't hate it? -[Zooble]: It was kind of refreshing doing something grounded in reality. -Yeah, I really didn't mind that one, either. -Uh, what about the rest of you? [overlapping chatter] -[Jax]: I very much did not enjoy that one in the slightest,