Californication | 'Kissable Cupcake' Official Clip | Season 5 Episode 2 | SHOWTIME

Hey. What the are you doing here? I might ask you the very same question. It's complicated. I'm guessing he doesn't know we're married. You're funny. We just made out. On a plane. We were up in the air. What's the big deal? You know, he has guns. Samurai swords. I had a dream about you last night.

Really? Mhm. You know what's funny? That little high school makeout session of ours. I can't stop thinking about it. You? Never. Ever. Mhm. You have extremely moist lips. They're like kissable cupcakes. It's as if sprinkles and crumbs got together and made sweet love and had these delicious little smoochable cupcake babies. Hey Morty, suck my

And I'll be hitting on my girl. I'm not your girl, Calvin. Ooh, Calvin? Just playing, baby. What you doing here, man? You should be at Starbucks buying me some funny some funny quotable too, Yeah, uh that's the thing. I I I don't think I can do it. What you talking about, man? What, they

paying you enough? No, no, it's not the money. I just don't want to. What, because I'm black? No, it's not cuz you're black. I love the fact that you're black. What, because I got a white butler? No, I love the fact that you got a white butler. Alfred is awesome. Well, thank you, sir.

Respect. Or is it because you hate hip hop, right? No. Well, yeah, I do hate hip hop, but that's not why.