😭 ELE NASCEU… O ESCOLHIDO!

I just found out that the chosen one has been born. A baby was born in Brazil holding its mother's diaphragm, which, in case you didn't know, is 99.9% effective at preventing pregnancy. This kid basically said, "I shouldn't have been born." And yet he decided it was going to happen. He left his mother's womb just

to ask why they were putting things in his territory, and he did all this while also winning a battle of one against a million sperm. He won two wars before he was even born. This baby said reality can be whatever I want it to be. His first toy was literally a device made to stop him.

[music] He has already beaten the odds. He is the undisputed champion. His entire life will be nothing but victory. I'm not going to lie. He could be the world's first trillionaire with the ego I would have had if I were born that way. Thus, this little legend must have a prophecy. He is the protagonist. If the

rapture ever happens, just look for it. This isn't just a baby [music] . This is the beginning of a legend.