THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS: PILOT

[elegant music plays]

[drum roll] -Welcome to the Amazing Digital Circus! My name is Caine! I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, mind-bending paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon! Isn't that right, Bubble? -That's right, Caine! I can't wait to see what you've got cooking up for today. -Well, let's not waste any time.

Let's get right into the show. -🎵 Gangle and Zooble and Kinger, too 🎵 🎵 Ragatha, Jax, and there's Kaufmo, woohoo 🎵 🎵 Day after day after -- day after -- day after day we fly🎵 🎵 Past the moon and the sun and we don't know why 🎵 -W-W-Whe-- Wh-- Where am I? [wails]

Ah! [flower pot banging rapidly ] [all groaning, grunting] [music slows, stops]

-Caine, is this one of your NPCs, or is this a new sucker? 'Cause if it's a new character, we're gonna have to redo this whole theme song. [Zooble]: I'm not doing that again. -My, my! It appears a new human has entered this realm! -How do I... take this... headset off?! -Just keep grabbing at it.

That worked for all of us. -[groans, gasps] W-What's going on? I-I-I put on some weird headset, and now I'm... here. Who are you people? Why can't I take it off? Where am I? -Let's just try to calm down. Everything's gonna be okay, new stuff. We've all been through this. You just need to get your head to--

-What the [boing!] is going on?! Wha-- -Now, now, now, my dear. We can't have any of that foul language around here. The Amazing Digital Circus is a place to be enjoyed by all ages. You, my friend, stumbled into an incredible world of wonders where anything can happen! E-Except for swearing. -[honk!] [squeak!] [boing!] [bonk!]