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my grandmother says I remind her of a a young um Dustin Hoffman no Marlon Brando [Music] ah ladies Daddy's trying out a new look what do you think Dad yes are you mentally insane yes but I'm extremely high functioning oh I know that look that's the look that shrivels me testy is Becca

is not a lesbian she's not no based on what I've seen no then why are we discussing her sexuality because it seems she very recently have discovered the attention of boys well she's beautiful well she takes after her mother the makeup and the clothes okay so I take this to me the answer is

no you're not going to marry me think I'm standing right here did you ever stop and think that it might be nice for Becca to see us all get along for a change guess and it might be nice if I could fate myself while farting The White Album but I haven't been able to

quite master that yet Moody ladies and gentlemen Todd Carr the caramel coated Chrome doed utter who took my precious little novel wiped his ass and transformed it into the crap tastic crowd pleaser also known as Crazy Little Thing Called Love hi people do you ever have one of those days where you feel like a tired

old whose uterus is about to fall out I think I'm in touch tou with that emotion really I was just being dramatic didn't tell could you be on your best behavior tonight please please like a child you talk to me what what do you what do you think I'm going to do you

are a child stir the punch bowl with my dog quite possibly yes um that's the thing with you Hank one never knows what to expect from you or or your doong and how is this not a virtue what' you say I told you you need a double dose of Viagra to get wood and you wear a fanny