The ENTIRE History of ROME

Before the Roman Empire, there was the Roman Republic. And before that was the Roman Kingdom. And all of this actually didn't start in Rome. It started in Albalonga, an ancient city about 25 km away from nowadays Rome. There in the year 771 before Christ, the king of Albalonga, Numur, is chilling on his

balcony enjoying his Latin Empire when his younger brother Amulius suddenly pushes him into early retirement. At the same time, Amulius's followers also kill all of Numur's suitable children to make sure he becomes the new rightful ruler. Only Sylvia, Numur's soul daughter, survives the balcony party. And to make sure she doesn't produce any new heirs,

she gets assigned a fate worse than death. She was forced to become a vast virgin, a priestess forbidden from having children. Well, that solves that, Amelius thought to himself. But then a miracle happened. Somehow Sylvia gets pregnant even though she was supposed to be a virgin. Now don't get your hopes up since it wasn't Jesus Christ just yet,

folks. But it was Rome's original founders, Romelus and Remis. After a presumably very chaotic childbirth and a very awkward welcome baby gathering, it was time for the next family drama. How did you get pregnant while being a virgin? I was literally raped by the god of war, Mars. The god of war, Mars. Yes, that is the

worst excuse I've ever heard. It's not an excuse. It's literally the myth. What? But whether Amas believed it or not, he now had a much bigger and cuter problem. With the newborn twin boys around, his claim for the throne started to become wobbly as there was a legitimate heir. Now, better call Saul.