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Babe. Babe. >> Ah, what is it? >> This is a serious matter and I want your ears. >> Why? >> Because today, 11th of June, 2026, FIFA World Cup is kicking off. Or you don't have any copy. >> How is that my problem? >> Yes, it is now your problem because with me here, I've come with a list of rules

that will take us through during the month of World Cup. Rule number one, the remote control belongs to me the whole month. Are we together? Where is the remote? >> What? I don't have the remote. >> Bring it. You're wasting my time. Good girl. Rule number two. Tell all your female friends, your sisters, and relatives not to give

birth. >> Huh? >> Yes. Tell them not to give birth or wed, or even try organizing a birthday party on any of the days during World Cup. Why? Because we will not go. We will not >> go. >> Good. Number three. You support the team that I support. >> That's a lie. >> What did I say?

You support the team that I >> support. >> Good. Number four. No talking during the game. No doing what? >> Talking during the game. >> You'll have to wait for half time or end of the game. Number five. We can watch horror movies, those movies that you like. We can watch Nollywood movies, those movies that you love the

most. Provided that pro >> vided >> Provided that actors and actresses are all wearing soccer jerseys and they are in either Brazil, Portugal, or Argentina. Are we together? Good. Number six. You don't just pass in front of the TV anyhow, okay? Especially if I'm watching any match. >> [laughter] >> Are we together? Yes. You'll better

freeze wherever you are or crawl on the floor. Good. Number seven. Number >> Seven. >> Make sure Make sure you don't ask silly questions like, "Is this Manchester United versus Brazil?" Are we together? Yes. >> And lastly, smile every time I've not said you smile now. I've said smile every time except when