Californication | Hank Moody is a True Romantic | SHOWTIME

My name is Hank. Hank Moody. - Hank Moody. - Hank Moody. - Hank. - Hank. - Hank. Hank. Hank. It's nice to meet me? [MUSIC PLAYING] Well, do you see yourself marrying this fella? You never know. Come on. Girls know in a matter of seconds whether they wanna [MUTED],, marry, or kill a guy, which begs the question.

How am I doing? Bye now. You be good to her, my friend. I had a shot with her once, but I blew it. Hang out with your wang out, but remember, no gloving, no loving. Nikki Man-- oh, that Nikki Mandel. You write all that Hollywood trophy clit lit stank, don't you? That's me.

Masturbation material for the north of Montana house frau. Wow. You had me at masturbation. I was hoping so. You got me all wet. The trick is coming up with good story ideas. I would imagine. Always on the lookout for new material if you know what I mean. It's hard not to know what you mean,

especially when you're being so subtle about it. I need you to come with me. And I need to use the restroom. OK, you do that. Chicks with small bladders are hot. Thanks. Be continued. So what's going on? Oh, not much. I'm just, you know, in the market for some frozen peas, maybe some edamame, totally up to me.

- Are you OK? - Yeah. Why? I'm fine. I don't know. You seem like you're in pain. No more than usual. How you doing? I'm same old, livin' la vida loca. True that. It's hard out there for a pimp. [CHUCKLING] Bet there's a lot of husbands and boyfriends out there who would not file that under cheating.

Yeah, well, call me an old fuddy duddy, but I think any time the tumescent head makes an appearance, it's cheating. Is that good dirty talk, like if I said to a client, you're so fucking tumescent right now? Would that be hot? Makes my wiener feel a little weird, but that's just me. I like words.