What it's like working as a mechanic? Explained by doggie #mechanic #...

What it's like working as a mechanic. Explained by Doggy. Doggy wake up at 7 a.m., grabs food to go, and goes to open garage. Oil smell equals coffee. First car rolls in. Old truck. Driver says, car making weird noise. Doggy asks, when? Drivers say, when it moves. Doggy pop hood. Dust cloud. Squirrel jumps from inside.

Doggy says, we'll take a look. Drivers say, can you fix now? Doggy laugh inside and say, maybe by end of week. Second job. BMW with attitude. Owner wears sunglasses indoors. Says, just a little rattle. Doggy fine. Whole axle crying. Doggy fixed. Small bolt loose. Done. Owner asks, how much? Doggy says, oh, just one bolt. Only $100. Owner shot. Doggy adds, $1 for bolt. $99 for knowing which one. Third job, car with flat tire. Drivers say, I tried with you two. Still broken. Doggy say nothing. Just patch. Just move on. Next, pop a ride. Minivan. Interior full of goldfish crackers and chaos. Drivers say, it squeaks. Doggy ride 10 seconds. Whole engine sobbing. Squeak, last thing to worry about.

7 p.m. garage quiet doggy clean hands computer glow doggy order part ETA unknown price pain close shop back sore oil on fur