Video by reneepercycomedian

Do you know what profession has the worst female representation in history? Magicians. It's always the great Omar, the magnificent Zoltan. It's never, please welcome Susan. And I think I figured out why. Historically, if a man does something clever or mysterious, he's a genius. If a woman did something clever or mysterious, she's a witch.

Same trick, very different Yelp reviews. Which explains why female magicians never really caught on. It does put a damper on a kid's birthday party when they're like, and now for the grand finale, we burn Susan at the stake. Men were allowed to trick us into believing something happened that didn't. Women do it too. We just call it orgasms.

If women had invented magic, the first trick would have been, watch me make this man listen. But then the audience would have been like, okay, now we know this is fake.