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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over here. That's shite. I'm sorry to let you know that you're under arrest for stealing my heart. That's crap. That's good. You must be a beaver because whenever I see you, all I can think is, damn. That's good. Are you from France? Because I fell for you.

There's something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it. Wouldn't use. Nah, that's poor. That's cringe. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together. Not bad. I'd like to take you to the movies, but then don't let you bring in your own snaps. That's not bad, actually.

I believe in following my dreams, so can I have your Instagram? That's not bad. If you were a transformer, you would be optimus fine. Oh God. If you were fruit, you'd be a fine apple. Is your name Google because you have everything I'm searching for? Oh mate, I'd vomit if someone said that to me.

Honestly, all of them. Yeah. Your hands look heavy. Can I hold it for you? That's... It's not the worst though. We did. Yeah, all them. So yeah, happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day. Hope you have a good one. Yeah, hope you enjoy it. I'll be in Erling Haaland.