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Lesbians are an elevated form of the human race. Last night our lesbian neighbors invited us to their house for chicken wings. Now if I invite you to my house for chicken wings, when you get there, my house is going to smell like burnt grease. You won't be allowed into my kitchen because it's going to look like a crime scene.

Audrey and I are probably going to be on the backside of a really healthy argument. And you're just getting chicken wings. But last night when we arrived at our lesbian neighbor's house, we walked in and their house smelled like sandalwood. They had all the food set up in the kitchen. two types of wings, crispy fries, grilled zucchini strips, real baked baked beans, street corn,

mussels tossed in a white wine sauce, and we had silk pie for dessert. And somehow, they cleaned up while we were there, and we didn't see it happen. And when we left, they gave us wildflower seeds and a succulent.