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I just wanted to come on here because I heard about this cool hack where you can take your old scarves and you can turn them into... turn them into... Heather Men's World. Thank God. Quick, come here. Comrades, I come with distressing news. If you're new here, this is the rebellion to do whatever the fuck we want.

To read whatever the fuck we want. I don't want you to fear our crusade. Read our silly little books hold strong. Even these men with MLS wish to suppress me, sir! HALT YOUR GARDENING! Do not fear, they will not silence me. I've heard tell from the other side that our romantic seepics are anti-intellectual.

Those joyless creatures, probably in possession of tiny wieners, either by birth or marriage. Comrades, it is important that you protect your whimsy. I therefore bid you to moon these naysayers. Shaking our fists will not do. And I provide with you, if you cannot drop trow in your current set of circumstances, then you must at least call out the tosses and the twats.

Have you mooned someone today? Have you made someone uncomfortable today by enjoying yourself? You're running out of time. You have the heart of a silly goose, but you have an ass of military advantage. You must read your silly little books. You must flurrick in the face of the enemy. Go. Go now.