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Hey, excuse me. Can I see Scarra? Uh, yeah.

What's up my Sigmas, Alphas, and... What are the Harvey's? Today we're picking up chicks. Gay style. Step one, go up to the huss, pretend you're gay. Hey girl, how are you? Oh my god.

You're so pretty Thank you Step 2. Hit her with the line If I wasn't gay, could I get your number? Yeah If I wasn't gay, could I get your number? Sure This technique has a 99 % success rate according to the Kuna's civil code If it doesn't work, you either have bad luck Or If it doesn't work, you

either have bad luck, or you're just very ugly, bro. Nothing I can do for you. Step 3. The big reveal. Tell her you're not gay. She literally already promised you the number, bro. So get her number. Well, I'm not gay, so... Can I have your number? Yeah.