Video by ryanmurphycomedy

That's a false start. What if his legs were asleep in there?

That is the best video of 2026 I've seen so far. What more could you want from a video? You've got the commentary, you've got the fact they don't even know they're being recorded from a distance. You've got, I don't know, what the fuck that start was, what was going on with his leg?

They're racing to a wheelie bin. I mean, what a better point to race to than a wheelie bin. A little bit of a scuffle and then smash. It's daylight, by the way. And this guy's absolutely, he's so pissed, he can just about run and then he can't see a bus stop in front of him.

And when he runs face first into a bus stop and smashes it to pieces, no one goes, oh, is he alright? It's just a wee. Proper England, mate.