Video by lucassjoness

I saw God on the train, but pretended I didn't. So I sat far away from the seat he was sitting in. And then he got up, I think, probably to piss, and he noticed me there and said, Oi, what's this? What are you saying? You're hiding from me. I said, Ah, mate, nah, just come for your seat.

And he looked at me like I was a kid covered in chocolate, surrounded by wrappers, saying, Don't know what happened. And he goes, Come on then, mate. I've got a few minutes. Tell me what's wrong, but don't fuck around with it. And it shocked me then that it fit in one sentence. I said, just think, heaven's a stupid incentive.

Like what, a shit life for a beautiful death? And those who are evil can suddenly repent, like a killer or nonce can live like a monster, then right at the end say, I'm sorry, dear God, sir, and end up in heaven right there with my nana. She's doing some knitting. He's waving a hammer.

It's like, Jesus, God, what a horrible deal. And he goes, yeah, it's fucked, I know how you feel. I'm like, mate, you're the one spinning the wheel. And he goes, listen, I'll tell you a secret. All that stuff, mate, I didn't speak it. Like the old joke says about liars and men. If God wrote the book, why are you holding the pen?

Now the rules I wrote, I wrote on your heart. Truth I spoke, even though I'm from the start. Be kind, don't harm. It isn't that hard. Heaven is just life if you're doing your part. You want white clouds and endless skies. Yeah, look around. You don't have to die. I know it probably brings you some pain to think of the dead as just dust in a grave.

But humans can't comprehend it when I say life is the cloud and death is the rain. and I got to my stop and felt kind of mad not sure he answered the questions I had then I looked up and saw the sun rising said you're looking for heaven but you're the one hiding