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Let's make pie. Before you even do anything you need to start by pretending you know what you're doing. A little flour on the table because every great recipe starts with a mess you're not gonna clean up. Cookware. You don't actually have to use it, just place it somewhere to make it look like you know what you're doing.

Eggshells. Totally unnecessary but they add a little touch of chaos. A few sprays of pumpkin pie air freshener because if it smells like effort no one's gonna question it. And now comes the grand finale. The pie. Straight out of

the box perfectly baked and then we add the most important step presentation flour on the apron and that's how you make pie