Video by emilyannwillcox

This is what bluffing your way into a launch event straight after the corporate grind looks like. This morning started off as a typical day in London, avoiding swarms of over-caffeinated finance bros, before changing into impractical shoes and summoning my corporate avatar for today's performance. Headed out at lunch for a quick Joe in the juice, whilst the wind decided to play rough with my hair.

Not that I'm complaining, it's the most action I've had in weeks. And I do love my meat. When attending events which are straight after work, it's important to remember to swap your corporate dronedom despair for something resembling social enthusiasm. Especially when they're serving free drinks of course. Normally I'd be far too antisocial to mingle in a room full of strangers.

But since we're all here to bond over our mutual addiction to pain, I thought it best to get stuck in. If you're going to be the black sheep of the party, you might as well bring the vibes as well. We made quite a scene running through central London in our new elite V4s.

Much to my dismay however, I didn't quite get all the attention. Eventually it was time for my favourite part of the event. Fumbling around in the dark with complete strangers. Otherwise known as relay racing. These days, building a fanbase is easy. Just play obnoxiously loud music and run through the middle of the street.

I'm not sure who decided I was interesting enough to be invited to an event like this, but my feet certainly aren't complaining. Next time I take these for a spin, I'm pretty sure I'll be winning.